{"id":1205,"date":"2012-02-09T15:04:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-09T14:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/2012\/02\/09\/jani-es-a-hattyuporkolt\/"},"modified":"2012-02-09T15:04:00","modified_gmt":"2012-02-09T14:04:00","slug":"jani-es-a-hattyuporkolt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sutismoni.hu\/?p=1205","title":{"rendered":"Jani \u00e9s a hatty\u00fap\u00f6rk\u00f6lt"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><a href=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"149\" src=\"\" width=\"200\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Nem tudom, mi\u00e9rt van ez, de gyakran tal\u00e1lom magam olyan szitu\u00e1ci\u00f3ban, hogy sz\u00e1momra idegen, vagy majdnem idegen emberek recepteket kezdenek mes\u00e9lni, n\u00e9ha eg\u00e9szen h\u00e1tborzongat\u00f3akat is. Mind k\u00f6z\u00fcl a legfurcs\u00e1bb azonban az volt, amit Jani osztott meg velem.<br \/>B\u00fcntet\u0151jogi felel\u0151ss\u00e9gem tudat\u00e1ban kijelentem, hogy nem tudom, ki ez a Jani, csak \u00e9pp \u0151 is ott volt a fitneszteremben, amikor szok\u00e1sos reggeli edz\u00e9sem sor\u00e1n a tulajdonossal k\u00f6nny\u0171 csirk\u00e9s recepteket vitattunk meg. Jani egy darabig hallgatta eszmecser\u00e9nket, javasolt n\u00e9h\u00e1ny elk\u00e9sz\u00edt\u00e9si m\u00f3dot, majd elm\u00e9l\u00e1zott, \u00e9s azt mondta nekem:<br \/>&#8211; Lehet, hogy most vadista szand\u00e1lnak, akarom mondani, szadista vand\u00e1lnak (ilyen vicces fi\u00fa \u0151) fogsz tartani, de a legfinomabb p\u00f6rk\u00f6lt, amit \u00e9letemben ettem, hatty\u00fab\u00f3l k\u00e9sz\u00fclt.<br \/>Kicsit meg\u00e1lltam a hasizomgyakorlatok v\u00e9gz\u00e9se k\u00f6zben, \u00e9s k\u00e9rd\u0151n n\u00e9ztem r\u00e1:<br \/>&#8211; Na de m\u00e9gis, honnan szerezted hozz\u00e1 a h\u00fast?<br \/>&#8211; Honnan, honnan&#8230; h\u00e1t a n\u00e1dasb\u00f3l. Igaz, m\u00e1r r\u00e9gen volt. Lent voltunk a parton az egyik haverommal, ott pec\u00e1zgattunk, azt\u00e1n elment be a n\u00e1dasba, ott meg \u00f6sszeakadt egy hatty\u00faval. Ezek ilyen h\u00fclye agressz\u00edv \u00e1llatok, tudod, a haverom meg nem hagyta mag\u00e1t, \u00fagyhogy egy d\u00f6gl\u00f6tt hatty\u00faval t\u00e9rt vissza. Puszt\u00e1n \u00f6nv\u00e9delemb\u0151l. H\u00e1t, ha m\u00e1r ott egy ekkora mad\u00e1r, csak nem hagyjuk sz\u00e9trohadni&#8230; Megpucoltuk, felkock\u00e1ztuk, kij\u00f6tt bel\u0151le nyolc kil\u00f3 h\u00fas! Azon azt\u00e1n egy gramm zs\u00edr nem volt. Bogr\u00e1csban f\u0151zt\u00fck meg. Hatalmas adag p\u00f6rk\u00f6lt lett bel\u0151le, ett\u00fcnk is, m\u00e9g a haveroknak is adtunk, de igaz\u00e1b\u00f3l senki nem volt el\u00e1julva t\u0151le. \u00c9desk\u00e9s volt a h\u00fasa, tudod? Mint a vadaknak. Na, ami megmaradt, bepakoltuk a h\u0171t\u0151be, a t\u00f6bbiek azt mondt\u00e1k, \u0151k azt\u00e1n m\u00e1r nem k\u00e9rnek bel\u0151le. M\u00e1snap eb\u00e9d k\u00f6r\u00fcl, h\u00e1t, mondom, nem hagyom \u00e9n ezt k\u00e1rba veszni, ha m\u00e1r itt van ennyi p\u00f6rk\u00f6lt, csak eszem bel\u0151le&#8230; Megmeleg\u00edtettem, megk\u00f3stoltam&#8230; H\u00e1t te! Ha ett\u00e9l m\u00e1r j\u00f3 p\u00f6rk\u00f6ltet, de olyan igaz\u00e1n nagyon tutit, akkor lehet valami fogalmad r\u00f3la, milyen \u00edze volt. De csak halv\u00e1nyan. \u00c9n olyan j\u00f3t az\u00f3ta sem&#8230; Nem is sz\u00f3ltam a t\u00f6bbieknek, sz\u00e9pen, egyed\u00fcl bepakoltam az eg\u00e9szet. Panaszkodnak itt, hogy t\u00falszaporodik a hatty\u00fa a Balatonon? H\u00e1t engedj\u00e9k kil\u0151ni a felesleget; \u00e9n abban a pillanatban televenn\u00e9m a 300 literes fagyaszt\u00f3mat hatty\u00famellel.<\/p>\n<table cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2012\/02\/ivan_grozniy.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2012\/02\/ivan_grozniy.jpg\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Rettegett Iv\u00e1n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>M\u00e9g miel\u0151tt p\u00e1lc\u00e1t t\u00f6rn\u00e9tek Jani felett, az\u00e9rt felh\u00edvn\u00e1m a figyelmet arra, hogy a hatty\u00fa nem volt mindig csak d\u00edszmad\u00e1r. P\u00e9ld\u00e1ul M\u00e1ty\u00e1s kir\u00e1ly lakom\u00e1in \u00e1ll\u00edt\u00f3lag az egyik kedvenc csemeg\u00e9nek sz\u00e1m\u00edtott. Ugyan\u00edgy megjelent Ivan Vasziljevics c\u00e1r, k\u00f6zismertebb nev\u00e9n Rettegett Iv\u00e1n asztal\u00e1n, amint arr\u00f3l\u00a0Richard Chancellor angol\u00a0 tenger\u00e9sz \u00e9s felfedez\u01511554-ben besz\u00e1molt, aki j\u00e1rt a c\u00e1r egyik d\u00edszeb\u00e9dj\u00e9n. Azt\u00e1n nem olyan r\u00e9gen, 2007-ben is c\u00edmlapsztori lett a hatty\u00fah\u00fas, a <a href=\"http:\/\/inforadio.hu\/hir\/bulvar\/hir-140662\">h\u00edrek szerint <\/a>akkor Nagy-Britanni\u00e1ban lengyel \u00e9s litv\u00e1n bev\u00e1ndorl\u00f3k puszt\u00edtott\u00e1k a kir\u00e1lyn\u0151 tulajdon\u00e1t k\u00e9pez\u0151 \u00e1llom\u00e1nyt&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nem tudom, mi\u00e9rt van ez, de gyakran tal\u00e1lom magam olyan szitu\u00e1ci\u00f3ban, hogy sz\u00e1momra idegen, vagy majdnem idegen emberek recepteket kezdenek mes\u00e9lni, n\u00e9ha eg\u00e9szen h\u00e1tborzongat\u00f3akat is. 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