{"id":4305,"date":"2009-07-28T13:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-28T11:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/2009\/07\/28\/fozz-es-szerelj\/"},"modified":"2009-07-28T13:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-28T11:30:00","slug":"fozz-es-szerelj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sutismoni.hu\/?p=4305","title":{"rendered":"F\u0151zz \u00e9s szerelj!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ma d\u00e9lel\u0151tt, lecs\u00f3f\u0151z\u00e9s k\u00f6zben egyszer csak azt vettem \u00e9szre, hogy a mosogat\u00f3 alatti szekr\u00e9nyb\u0151l folyik a v\u00edz kifel\u00e9.<br \/>Amint arr\u00f3l kor\u00e1bban m\u00e1r <a href=\"http:\/\/praktikaksokgyerekhez.blogspot.com\/2008\/11\/falfr.html\">sz\u00f3ltam,<\/a> nem ijedek meg az ilyen helyzetekt\u0151l; r\u00e9g r\u00e1j\u00f6ttem, hogy egy csom\u00f3 rettent\u0151 f\u00e9rfiasnak tartott munk\u00e1t mi, gyenge n\u0151k is hasonl\u00f3an j\u00f3l el tudunk v\u00e9gezni. Mivel \u00fagy szocializ\u00e1l\u00f3dunk, hogy a kisfi\u00fak bark\u00e1csolnak, a l\u00e1nyok bab\u00e1znak, k\u00e9s\u0151bb is term\u00e9szetes, hogy kiveszik a kez\u00fcnkb\u0151l a csavarh\u00faz\u00f3t, a f\u00far\u00f3g\u00e9p meg egyenesen tabu.<br \/>Na, h\u00e1t ez n\u00e1lunk m\u00e1sk\u00e9pp alakult.<br \/>\u00c9letem p\u00e1rj\u00e1nak ugyanis h\u00e1zass\u00e1gunk korai \u00e9veiben nulla affinit\u00e1sa volt az ilyen dolgok fel\u00e9, teh\u00e1t, ha egy csavart kellett bef\u00farni a falba, h\u00e1rom lehet\u0151s\u00e9gem volt: egy darabig nyavalygok, hogy hozza el az apja f\u00far\u00f3g\u00e9p\u00e9t, \u00e9s f\u00farja be; megk\u00e9rek egy ismer\u0151st, hogy bocsi, nem ugran\u00e1l \u00e1t&#8230;? \u00c9s a harmadik: megoldom magam. Ez\u00e9rt egy ideig mindent szegeltem. M\u00e9g ha nem is volt t\u00fal biztons\u00e1gos, de legal\u00e1bb fenn volt a falon a holmi, \u00e9s nem kellett v\u00e1rni senkire. Azt\u00e1n egyszer elmentem, \u00e9s vettem egy f\u00far\u00f3g\u00e9pet, hozz\u00e1 n\u00e9gy f\u00far\u00f3sz\u00e1rat, az\u00f3ta akkor f\u00farok, amikor csak akarok!<br \/>Hozz\u00e1teszem, id\u0151vel v\u00e1ltozott Emberem hozz\u00e1\u00e1ll\u00e1sa is, ma m\u00e1r legal\u00e1bb olyan j\u00f3l szerel, mint \u00e9n. M\u00e9gis, amikor egy\u00fcttesen konstat\u00e1ltuk, hogy a mosogat\u00f3 alatt az\u00e9rt folyik a v\u00edz, mert kilazult a lefoly\u00f3t tart\u00f3 csavar, g\u00e1l\u00e1nsan h\u00e1tral\u00e9pett, \u00e9s hagyta, hogy e ter\u00fcleten is kibontakoztassam k\u00e9pess\u00e9geimet. J\u00f3 h\u00faszperces munka volt, sz\u00e9t kellett szednem a lefoly\u00f3 als\u00f3 r\u00e9sz\u00e9t, kitiszt\u00edtani, t\u00f6m\u00edt\u00e9st megigaz\u00edtani, visszacsavarozni, \u00e9s lent is, az \u00f6sszes tekerhet\u0151 r\u00e9szt teljesen beszor\u00edtani.<br \/>Slussz.<br \/>Mondjuk, ha mindezt egy f\u00e9rfi csin\u00e1lja, tuti, hogy k\u00f6zben nem mennek oda hozz\u00e1, hogy f\u0151zz\u00f6n te\u00e1t, adjon lekv\u00e1ros kenyeret, de legal\u00e1bbis szedje le a j\u00e9gkr\u00e9mr\u0151l a pap\u00edrt.<br \/>M\u00e9g az a szerencse, hogy a lecs\u00f3 nem egy macer\u00e1s \u00e9tel, \u00edgy azt\u00e1n a viszontags\u00e1gok dac\u00e1ra id\u0151ben elk\u00e9sz\u00fclt, \u00e9s nagyon finom lett.<br \/>Egyszer\u0171en k\u00e9sz\u00edtettem, semmi faxni: kev\u00e9s apr\u00f3ra v\u00e1gott szalonn\u00e1t kis olajon kiolvasztottam, r\u00e1dobtam k\u00e9t fej apr\u00f3ra v\u00e1gott hagym\u00e1t, megdinszteltem. Ezut\u00e1n hozz\u00e1adtam nagyj\u00e1b\u00f3l egy kil\u00f3 felapr\u00edtott paprik\u00e1t, szint\u00e9n egy kil\u00f3, h\u00e9j\u00e1t\u00f3l f\u00e9lperces forr\u00f3 v\u00edzben \u00e1ztat\u00e1ssal megszabad\u00edtott, feldarabolt paradicsomot, s\u00f3ztam, borsoztam, lefedtem, \u00e9s sz\u00e9pen lassan megp\u00e1roltam. \u00cdgy j\u00f3 sok leve maradt, amit nagyon j\u00f3 friss zseml\u00e9vel, keny\u00e9rrel, bagettel tunkolni&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2009\/07\/alecs.jpg\" border=\"0\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ma d\u00e9lel\u0151tt, lecs\u00f3f\u0151z\u00e9s k\u00f6zben egyszer csak azt vettem \u00e9szre, hogy a mosogat\u00f3 alatti szekr\u00e9nyb\u0151l folyik a v\u00edz kifel\u00e9.Amint arr\u00f3l kor\u00e1bban m\u00e1r sz\u00f3ltam, nem ijedek meg az ilyen helyzetekt\u0151l; r\u00e9g r\u00e1j\u00f6ttem, &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>F\u0151zz \u00e9s szerelj! 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