{"id":812,"date":"2012-07-03T11:20:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-03T09:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/2012\/07\/03\/haj-haj\/"},"modified":"2012-07-03T11:20:00","modified_gmt":"2012-07-03T09:20:00","slug":"haj-haj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sutismoni.hu\/?p=812","title":{"rendered":"Haj, haj…"},"content":{"rendered":"

B\u00e1lint eg\u00e9sz komoly mennyis\u00e9g\u0171 p\u00e9nzt gy\u0171jt\u00f6tt az ut\u00f3bbi id\u0151ben, amelyb\u0151l k\u00fcl\u00f6nb\u00f6z\u0151 beruh\u00e1z\u00e1sokat eszk\u00f6z\u00f6lt a napokban. Az egyik egy profi Philips hajny\u00edr\u00f3 g\u00e9p (Erik, a kis unoka\u00f6csi elnevez\u00e9se szerint „hajaut\u00f3”) v\u00e1s\u00e1rl\u00e1sa volt tegnap.
B\u00e1r nem voltam elragadtatva az \u00f6tlett\u0151l, mert hogy mi\u00e9rt kell azonnal elverni a p\u00e9nzt (haha, bagoly mondja), azt kell mondanom, j\u00f3 d\u00f6nt\u00e9snek t\u0171nik. A g\u00e9p akkumul\u00e1toros, enn\u00e9l fogva nem kell a zsin\u00f3r hossz\u00fas\u00e1g\u00e1hoz igazodni haszn\u00e1lat k\u00f6zben; a fi\u00fak egym\u00e1s haj\u00e1t ny\u00edrj\u00e1k az udvaron eg\u00e9sz d\u00e9lel\u0151tt, eleinte az \u00e9n folyamatos, most m\u00e1r csak id\u0151nk\u00e9nti fel\u00fcgyeletemmel. Meg kellett \u00e1llap\u00edtanom, hogy Figaro, a helyi fodr\u00e1sz elvesz\u00edtett k\u00e9t kuncsftot.
Bence volt az els\u0151 alany, m\u00e9g tegnap este kezd\u0151d\u00f6tt az \u0151 hajny\u00edr\u00e1sa, a f\u00fcrd\u0151k\u00e1dban.
\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Itt m\u00e9g l\u00e1that\u00f3, eg\u00e9sz hossz\u00fa haja van<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Reggel, kis kiigaz\u00edt\u00e1st k\u00f6vet\u0151en – mert \u0151 olyan amcsikaton\u00e1s s\u00e9r\u00f3ra v\u00e1gyott – ilyen lett:<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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A feh\u00e9r cs\u00edk egy kiskori s\u00e9r\u00fcl\u00e9s (biciklivel l\u00e9pcs\u0151n le) maradv\u00e1nya<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Ezzel t\u00f6k\u00e9letesen, mondhatni marad\u00e9k n\u00e9lk\u00fcl el\u00e9gedett voltam, jobban siker\u00fclt, mint v\u00e1rtam. \u00c1m ekkor, B\u00e1lint igaz\u00edtani akart m\u00e9g Bence frizur\u00e1j\u00e1n, \u00e9s k\u00f6z\u00e9pen v\u00e9gigtolta a hajny\u00edr\u00f3t a fej\u00e9n, v\u00e9letlen\u00fcl kisebbre \u00e1ll\u00edtva a hossz\u00fas\u00e1got, mint amilyen az alany haj\u00e1nak m\u00e9rete volt.
\u00dajra kellett m\u00e9retezni teh\u00e1t mindent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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D\u00e9lel\u0151tt 10.30<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Jelenleg itt tartunk; eszembe jut az esetr\u0151l a fafarag\u00f3 \u00f6reg sz\u00e9kely, aki\u00a0 reggel neki\u00e1llt egy nagy far\u00f6nk\u00f6t faragni.
Elment a h\u00e1za el\u0151tt a szomsz\u00e9dja, \u00e9s megk\u00e9rdezte:
– Mi lesz abb\u00f3l, szomsz\u00e9d?
– Ebb\u0151l, fiam, gerenda! \u2013 v\u00e1laszolt a sz\u00e9kely.
Nem sokkal k\u00e9s\u0151bb a szomsz\u00e9d megint elment a h\u00e1z el\u0151tt, l\u00e1tta \u00e1m, hogy az \u00f6reg m\u00e9g mindig nagy munk\u00e1ban van, ugyanazt a r\u00f6nk\u00f6t faragja egyre kisebbre.
– H\u00e1t m\u00e9gis, mi lesz ez szomsz\u00e9d?
– Ebb\u0151l, fiam, kocsir\u00fad.
D\u00e9l t\u00e1j\u00e9k\u00e1n a sz\u00e9kely t\u00e9rdig \u00e9r\u0151 forg\u00e1csban \u00fclt, \u00e9s m\u00e9g mindig faragott. A szomsz\u00e9d \u00fajra k\u00edv\u00e1ncsiskodott:
– Mi lesz ez?
– Ebb\u0151l, fiam, sz\u00e9kl\u00e1b.
Estefel\u00e9 m\u00e1r nagy forg\u00e1cs gy\u0171lt \u00f6ssze az \u00f6regn\u00e9l, de \u0151 m\u00e9g mindig faragott. A szomsz\u00e9d persze ism\u00e9t \u00e9rdekl\u0151d\u00f6tt:
– Kicsi ez sz\u00e9kl\u00e1bnak is, m\u00e9gis mi lesz ez, szomsz\u00e9d?
Mire az \u00f6reg:
– Ebb\u0151l, fiam, fogpiszk\u00e1l\u00f3\u2026 ha el nem rontom m\u00e1r megint\u2026<\/p>\n

Most m\u00e1r csak abban b\u00edzom, hogy est\u00e9re nem k\u00e9t kopasz gyereket fogok l\u00e1tni. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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