{"id":8908,"date":"2014-12-17T22:26:29","date_gmt":"2014-12-17T21:26:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/?p=8908"},"modified":"2014-12-17T22:26:29","modified_gmt":"2014-12-17T21:26:29","slug":"ajandekok-amiket-biztosan-nem-akarsz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sutismoni.hu\/?p=8908","title":{"rendered":"Aj\u00e1nd\u00e9kok, amiket biztosan nem akarsz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nekem m\u00e9g valahogy nem j\u00f6n a kar\u00e1csonyi hangulat, s\u0151t, kezdem unni a facebook-falamon a sok kar\u00e1csonyi tort\u00e1t, s\u00fctit, \u00f6tletet, de mit lehet tenni, ennek van a szezonja.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9n is gondolkodtam, hogyan foghatn\u00e1m meg a t\u00e9m\u00e1t a viccesebb oldal\u00e1r\u00f3l, \u00edgy azt\u00e1n elkezdtem keresg\u00e9lni a legrosszabb aj\u00e1nd\u00e9kokat. Tal\u00e1ltam az\u00e9rt olyasmit is, ami igaz\u00e1b\u00f3l n\u00e9z\u0151pont k\u00e9rd\u00e9se; azt hiszem, az illem azt k\u00edv\u00e1nja, hogy p\u00e9ld\u00e1ul k\u00e9st ne aj\u00e1nd\u00e9kozzunk. De mi van akkor, ha valakinek \u00e9lete \u00e1lma egy bizonyos fajta k\u00e9s? Mi\u00e9rt ne kaphatn\u00e1 meg ak\u00e1r kar\u00e1csonyra?<\/p>\n<p>Az egyik n\u0151i oldalon azt \u00edrt\u00e1k, hogy &#8222;m\u00e9g egy n\u0151 sem ugrott a pasija nyak\u00e1ba az\u00e9rt, mert horg\u00e1szfelszerel\u00e9st vett neki kar\u00e1csonyra&#8221;. \u00c9n az\u00e9rt nem lenn\u00e9k ebben ilyen biztos.<\/p>\n<p>Nos, al\u00e1bb olyan aj\u00e1nd\u00e9kokat gy\u0171jt\u00f6ttem \u00f6ssze, amelyek biztosan nem aratnak sikert.<\/p>\n<p>1. N\u00e1lam ez viszi a p\u00e1lm\u00e1t.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2014\/12\/a21.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-8909\" src=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2014\/12\/a21-292x600.jpg\" alt=\"a2\" width=\"292\" height=\"600\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>2. A b\u00f6gre gy\u00e1rilag ilyen. Gusztusos, nem?<a href=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2014\/12\/a31.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-8910\" src=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2014\/12\/a31.jpg\" alt=\"a3\" width=\"425\" height=\"438\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>3. Cuki? <a href=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2014\/12\/a4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-8911\" src=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2014\/12\/a4.jpg\" alt=\"a4\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>4. Szand\u00e1l zokni. Mondjuk, ebben meginogtam, el tudom k\u00e9pzelni, hogy valaki szeretne egy ilyet.<a href=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2014\/12\/a5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-8912\" src=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2014\/12\/a5-517x600.jpg\" alt=\"a5\" width=\"517\" height=\"600\" \/><\/a>5. Ugye, ezt nem kell indokolni&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2014\/12\/a32.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8914\" src=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2014\/12\/a32.jpg\" alt=\"a3\" width=\"500\" height=\"340\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>6. Diktafon. P\u00e1p\u00e1s.<a href=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2014\/12\/a22.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8913\" src=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2014\/12\/a22.jpg\" alt=\"a2\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>7. Fi\u00fak, egy klassz pulcsi?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2014\/12\/a41.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8915\" src=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2014\/12\/a41.jpg\" alt=\"a4\" width=\"500\" height=\"504\" \/><\/a>8. Biztos, hogy a Marika morzsaporsz\u00edv\u00f3ra v\u00e1gyik legink\u00e1bb?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2014\/12\/a23.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8916\" src=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2014\/12\/a23.jpg\" alt=\"a2\" width=\"400\" height=\"387\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>J\u00f3 tan\u00e1csok: ne adjunk kar\u00e1csonyra szappan+tusf\u00fcrd\u0151 egys\u00e9gcsomagot, a vil\u00e1g legfant\u00e1zi\u00e1tlanabb aj\u00e1nd\u00e9ka. Miel\u0151tt megvessz\u00fck a d\u00edszkardot, fontoljuk meg \u00fajra, \u00f6r\u00fclne-e neki szerett\u00fcnk. A porsz\u00edv\u00f3, b\u00e1r nagyon hasznos, aj\u00e1nd\u00e9kk\u00e9nt azt \u00fczeni, anyuk\u00e1m, te csak mel\u00f3zz\u00e1l. Az alakform\u00e1l\u00f3 als\u00f3nem\u0171 meg azt, hogy k\u00f6v\u00e9r vagy (ld. m\u00e9rleg).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nekem m\u00e9g valahogy nem j\u00f6n a kar\u00e1csonyi hangulat, s\u0151t, kezdem unni a facebook-falamon a sok kar\u00e1csonyi tort\u00e1t, s\u00fctit, \u00f6tletet, de mit lehet tenni, ennek van a szezonja. \u00c9n is gondolkodtam, &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-karacsony","category-unnepek"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Aj\u00e1nd\u00e9kok, amiket biztosan nem akarsz - S\u00fctis M\u00f3ni<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/sutismoni.hu\/?p=8908\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"hu_HU\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Aj\u00e1nd\u00e9kok, amiket biztosan nem akarsz - 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