{"id":8994,"date":"2015-01-07T12:38:47","date_gmt":"2015-01-07T11:38:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/?p=8994"},"modified":"2015-01-07T12:38:47","modified_gmt":"2015-01-07T11:38:47","slug":"vicces-tizorai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sutismoni.hu\/?p=8994","title":{"rendered":"Vicces t\u00edz\u00f3rai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A t\u00e9li sz\u00fcnet ut\u00e1n nem valami vid\u00e1m dolog \u00fajb\u00f3l iskol\u00e1ba j\u00e1rni, legal\u00e1bbis a gyerekeimen ezt l\u00e1tom. Nagyon t\u00e1volinak l\u00e1tszik a ny\u00e1r, b\u00e1r azzal biztatjuk \u0151ket, hogy a holtponton \u00e1tlend\u00fclt\u00fcnk, n\u00e9zz\u00e9tek, most m\u00e1r minden nap egy kicsivel tov\u00e1bb van vil\u00e1gos &#8211; de a napt\u00e1r k\u00f6ny\u00f6rtelen, a janu\u00e1r az janu\u00e1r. Persze, \u00e9n k\u00f6nnyen besz\u00e9lek, nekem rep\u00fclnek a hetek, de ezt majd \u0151k is csak harminc ut\u00e1n fogj\u00e1k \u00e9szrevenni, addig hi\u00e1ba magyar\u00e1zom.<\/p>\n<p>Az egyetlen, amit mi any\u00e1k tehet\u00fcnk a vid\u00e1mabb iskol\u00e1s napok\u00e9rt, az az, hogy csemp\u00e9sz\u00fcnk egy-egy viccet a t\u00edz\u00f3rai mell\u00e9. Persze, aki \u00fcgyes, az szobr\u00e1szkodhat mag\u00e1val a szendviccsel is&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8996\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8996\" style=\"width: 488px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2015\/01\/a.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-8996 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2015\/01\/a.jpg\" alt=\"a\" width=\"488\" height=\"481\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8996\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Forr\u00e1s: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/71846556529646320\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Pinterest<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>A tavalyi iskolakezd\u00e9skor \u00edrtam a <a href=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/2013\/09\/01\/keszuljunk-az-iskolakezdesre-tizorait-a-gyerekeknek\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">t\u00edz\u00f3raikr\u00f3l egy b\u0151vebb bejegyz\u00e9st<\/a>, annak a v\u00e9g\u00e9n \u00e9ppen csak mell\u00e9kesen megeml\u00edtettem a vicceket, de miut\u00e1n sokan megn\u00e9zt\u00e9tek az \u00e1ltalam \u00f6ssze\u00e1ll\u00edtott vicc-csokrot, illetve rendszeresen kapok olyan k\u00e9rd\u00e9st, hogy nem \u00edrtam-e hozz\u00e1 esetleg \u00fajabbakat, ez\u00e9rt most \u00fagy d\u00f6nt\u00f6ttem, felfriss\u00edtem a gy\u0171jtem\u00e9nyt.<\/p>\n<p>A vicceket <a href=\"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/document\/d\/1ypjDvrjf9_4wnaBdwa84pHUWo8AXOKqQ96ISeJneWH4\/edit?usp=sharing\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ITT TAL\u00c1LJ\u00c1TOK<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>A teend\u0151 vele annyi, hogy ki kell nyomtani, sz\u00e9tdarabolni, \u00e9s naponta adagolni a kis humorcseppeket. A viccek garant\u00e1ltan gyerekbiztosak, igaz\u00e1b\u00f3l meglehet\u0151sen komoly munka volt a kiv\u00e1logat\u00e1suk, h\u00faszb\u00f3l k\u00f6r\u00fclbel\u00fcl kett\u0151 alkalmas erre a c\u00e9lra. Persze, abban k\u00fcl\u00f6nbs\u00e9g van, hogy milyen koroszt\u00e1ly min nevet, ezzel a szemmel m\u00e1r ti mazsol\u00e1zzatok a gy\u0171jtem\u00e9nyb\u0151l.<\/p>\n<p>Ha a gyerek jobban d\u00edjazza a k\u00e9preg\u00e9nyeket, <a href=\"http:\/\/viccmaniaa.hupont.hu\/10\/garfield-kepregenyek\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ezen a linken tal\u00e1ltok Garfieldosakat<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2015\/01\/a1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8995\" src=\"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2015\/01\/a1.gif\" alt=\"a1\" width=\"471\" height=\"139\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A t\u00e9li sz\u00fcnet ut\u00e1n nem valami vid\u00e1m dolog \u00fajb\u00f3l iskol\u00e1ba j\u00e1rni, legal\u00e1bbis a gyerekeimen ezt l\u00e1tom. Nagyon t\u00e1volinak l\u00e1tszik a ny\u00e1r, b\u00e1r azzal biztatjuk \u0151ket, hogy a holtponton \u00e1tlend\u00fclt\u00fcnk, n\u00e9zz\u00e9tek, &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,12,85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-csalad","category-gyerekneveles-csalad","category-tanulas-2"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Vicces t\u00edz\u00f3rai - S\u00fctis M\u00f3ni<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/sutismoni.hu\/?p=8994\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"hu_HU\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Vicces t\u00edz\u00f3rai - S\u00fctis M\u00f3ni\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"A t\u00e9li sz\u00fcnet ut\u00e1n nem valami vid\u00e1m dolog \u00fajb\u00f3l iskol\u00e1ba j\u00e1rni, legal\u00e1bbis a gyerekeimen ezt l\u00e1tom. 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