{"id":9149,"date":"2015-01-29T21:11:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-29T20:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/?p=9149"},"modified":"2015-01-29T21:11:00","modified_gmt":"2015-01-29T20:11:00","slug":"mit-csinal-egy-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sutismoni.hu\/?p=9149","title":{"rendered":"Mit csin\u00e1l egy n\u0151…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nem szoktak annyian h\u00edvni telefonon egy nap, mint ah\u00e1nyan ma – \u00e9s valahogy mindenkinek felt\u0171nt, hogy nem olyan a hangom, mint lenni szokott. Beteg voltam. Rem\u00e9lem, holnap m\u00e1r nem leszek az, \u00e9s be tudom p\u00f3tolni azon munk\u00e1imat, amik ma elmaradtak.<\/p>\n

– L\u00e1tod – jegyezte meg cinikusan az egyik telefon\u00e1l\u00f3 -, nem eszel cukrot, azt\u00e1n m\u00e1ris \u00e1gynak d\u0151lsz.<\/p>\n

Fek\u00fcdtem, m\u00e9g a fejemet sem nagyon tudtam felemelni, annyira f\u00e1jt. H\u00e1nyingerem volt, ami id\u0151nk\u00e9nt csillapodott. „Hozz\u00e1l nekem k\u00f3l\u00e1t” – mondtam elhal\u00f3 hangon \u00e9letem p\u00e1rj\u00e1nak, aki id\u0151nk\u00e9nt ben\u00e9zett hozz\u00e1m, hogy vagyok. Vissza is t\u00e9rt egy \u00fcveggel hamarosan. „\u00d3, azt hittem cukormenteset hozol” – ny\u00f6sz\u00f6r\u00f6gtem, „tudod, hogy nem eszem cukrosat”. „J\u00f3, j\u00f3” – mondta erre \u0151 -, „de h\u00e1t tudod, hogy a k\u00f3la csak cukorral az igazi?!”<\/p>\n

Nem \u00e9rtik. Nem, \u00e9s nem.<\/p>\n

Azt\u00e1n volt, hogy a h\u00e1nyinger nem maradt inger t\u00f6bb\u00e9, a gyomrom tartalma kiutat keresett mag\u00e1nak. Amit ut\u00e1na tettem, azzal kapcsolatban eszembe jutott egy nemr\u00e9g hallott standupos po\u00e9n; B\u00f6d\u0151cs Tibor mes\u00e9lte, hogy a nagymam\u00e1j\u00e1t m\u0171teni kellett, ennek alkalm\u00e1b\u00f3l a nagypap\u00e1t – aki negyven \u00e9ve nem mozdult ki a falub\u00f3l – l\u00e1togat\u00e1sra alkalmas \u00e1llapotba hozt\u00e1k: haj-, szak\u00e1ll-, bajusz-, orrsz\u0151r-ny\u00edr\u00e1s, \u00f6lt\u00f6ny, nyakkend\u0151, kalap. Nagymama \u00e9pp akkor \u00e9bredt az altat\u00e1sb\u00f3l, amikor be\u00e9rtek hozz\u00e1, r\u00e1n\u00e9zett a pap\u00e1ra, \u00e9s ez volt az els\u0151 mondata:
\n– Jaaaj, h\u00e1t csak ezt az inget tal\u00e1ltad…?
\nSz\u00f3val, h\u00edvott egy ismer\u0151s\u00f6m, aki legink\u00e1bb szaunamester, am\u00fagy kiv\u00e1l\u00f3 pinc\u00e9r, a P\u00e9ntek Esti Bisztr\u00f3 Klubos <\/a>vacsor\u00e1ink szp\u00edkere, stand up comedyben \u0151stehets\u00e9g. Na, mondom neki, te jutott\u00e1l eszembe, miut\u00e1n hirtelen l\u00e1togat\u00e1st kellett tennem a mell\u00e9khelyis\u00e9gben. Pontosabban, egy j\u00f3 po\u00e9n. Ugyanis, mit gondolsz, mi volt az els\u0151, amikor v\u00e9gre kiszabadultam onnan?
\n– ??
\n– R\u00e1\u00e1lltam a m\u00e9rlegre.<\/p>\n

Hallottam, ahogy a korm\u00e1nyt csapkodta, \u00fagy nevetett, k\u00f6zben kiab\u00e1lt: meg van v\u00e9ve! Meg van v\u00e9ve!!!<\/p>\n

\"diet-398613_1280\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Na de t\u00e9nyleg, ami miatt azt mondom, mindenk\u00e9pp meg\u00e9ri a cukormentes\u00edt\u00e9s: k\u00e9t h\u00e9t alatt m\u00ednusz h\u00e1rom kil\u00f3! \u00c9s ez most nem po\u00e9n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Rem\u00e9lem, holnap m\u00e1r nem leszek … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,82],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egeszsegben_betegsegben","category-eletmodvaltas-fogyokura-mozgas"],"yoast_head":"\nMit csin\u00e1l egy n\u0151... - S\u00fctis M\u00f3ni<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/sutismoni.hu\/?p=9149\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"hu_HU\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Mit csin\u00e1l egy n\u0151... - S\u00fctis M\u00f3ni\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Nem szoktak annyian h\u00edvni telefonon egy nap, mint ah\u00e1nyan ma – \u00e9s valahogy mindenkinek felt\u0171nt, hogy nem olyan a hangom, mint lenni szokott. 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