{"id":9322,"date":"2015-03-10T21:42:36","date_gmt":"2015-03-10T20:42:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maimoni.cafeblog.hu\/?p=9322"},"modified":"2015-03-10T21:42:36","modified_gmt":"2015-03-10T20:42:36","slug":"10-mondat-amit-ne-mondj-egy-sokgyerekes-anyanak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sutismoni.hu\/?p=9322","title":{"rendered":"10 mondat, amit ne mondj egy sokgyerekes any\u00e1nak"},"content":{"rendered":"

Divatos ez most, hogy mit ne mondj egy cukorbetegnek, glut\u00e9n\u00e9rz\u00e9kenynek, szinglinek, egygyerekesnek, h\u00e1t \u00e9n \u00f6sszegy\u0171jt\u00f6ttem p\u00e1r kedvenc mondatomat, amit n+1 sz\u00e1m\u00fa gyerekkel rendelkez\u0151 n\u0151knek szoktak szegezni, ahol n>=2. Nem sz\u0171k csal\u00e1di k\u00f6rben, hanem mondjuk r\u00e9g l\u00e1tott ismer\u0151s\u00f6k, akikkel \u00f6sszefutnak az utc\u00e1n.<\/p>\n

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\u00c9s mondja, Kov\u00e1csn\u00e9, tervezt\u00e9k mind a nyolcat…?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

1. Nah\u00e1t, ennyi gyerek?! \u00c9s egy ap\u00e1t\u00f3l?<\/strong><\/p>\n

H\u00e1t igen, k\u00e9pzeld, nekem speciel t\u00e9nyleg. De ha valakinek nem – akkor is, mi k\u00f6z\u00f6d hozz\u00e1?<\/p>\n

1. b. \u00c9s mindegyiknek te vagy az anyja?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tudtommal. De h\u00e1t ki lehet biztos benne a mai vil\u00e1gban?<\/p>\n

2. Gratul\u00e1lok, ez az! Ne csak a kisebbs\u00e9g szaporodjon!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ez\u00e9rt \u00e9n k\u00e9rek eln\u00e9z\u00e9st. Am\u00fagy meg, nem politikai megfontol\u00e1sb\u00f3l v\u00e1llaltunk ennyit, ennyire nem vagyunk hazafiak.<\/p>\n

3. Mindegyiket akart\u00e1tok? Vagy csak \u00fagy becs\u00faszott?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Neh\u00e9z elk\u00e9pzelni, hogy valaki j\u00f3zan \u00e9sszel n+1 gyereket akar? Neh\u00e9z. De van ilyen.<\/p>\n

4. Hogy b\u00edrod?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Van v\u00e1laszt\u00e1som? B\u00edrom, mert b\u00edrni kell.<\/p>\n

5. Ahhoz k\u00e9pest, hogy ennyi gyereked van, t\u00f6k j\u00f3l n\u00e9zel ki!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00d6\u00f6\u00f6…hogy is k\u00e9ne kin\u00e9znem ennyi gyerek ut\u00e1n?<\/p>\n

6. \u00c9s, mikor j\u00f6n a k\u00f6vetkez\u0151?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Amikor majd neked lesz ennyi.<\/p>\n

7. De j\u00f3 neked, akkor otthon vagy, mi?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ha gondolod, cser\u00e9lhet\u00fcnk n\u00e9h\u00e1ny napra.<\/p>\n

8. J\u00f3l meggondolt\u00e1tok?<\/strong><\/p>\n

H\u00e1t, nem tesztelt\u00fck az \u00f6tletet sz\u00e9lesebb k\u00f6rben, s\u0151t, komolyabb k\u00f6zgazdas\u00e1gi sz\u00e1m\u00edt\u00e1sokat sem v\u00e9gezt\u00fcnk – meg egy\u00e9bk\u00e9nt is, most m\u00e1r nem mindegy?<\/p>\n

9. Mib\u0151l fogj\u00e1tok felnevelni \u0151ket? Sokba ker\u00fcl \u00e1m az iskola…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Valahogy majd csak lesz. Ki tudja ma h\u00fasz \u00e9vre el\u0151re megmondani, milyen lesz majd a gazdas\u00e1gi helyzet?<\/p>\n

10. H\u00fa, akkor nektek j\u00f3 sok a csal\u00e1di p\u00f3tl\u00e9k, mi?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Igen. Most m\u00e1r bevallom, csak ez\u00e9rt csin\u00e1ltuk.<\/p>\n

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Ez van: csupa m\u00f3ka, kacag\u00e1s az \u00e9let…<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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